Thursday, 2 June 2011

5 Awesome tastic comedy links!

Howdy! I know today's post is late, but I've been rather busy with pre-prom planning and such. Unfortunatly, I might not be able to post until monday, but most likely it will be sunday... 

Anyways, to make sure you're all occupied while I'm gone (read in hoity-toity voice)  I thought I'd share with you 5 awesome sites that I'm sure will make you chuckle, or your money back guaranteed! I know you haven't actually paid anything, but fuck it, ill send you onions or something.

5. Cracked is a comedy website, specializing in list based comedy. The articles, written by anyone, pertain to multiple demographics by talking about a variety of subjects. The best part? Articles are proofread to be informative, meaning it's educational! Awesomesauce!

4. uncyclopedia-wikia.Is a popular wiki designed to be a humerus mockup of Wikipedia. The articles often rely on shock comedy and stupid humor. May be nsfw so be warned.... I suggest taking a look at their plagiarism article for a few chuckles

3. cats that look like hitler  Should be self explanatory.  If I have to explain  the premise of this site to you, get the fuck off my blogger now and never return.

2. The Legacy of Bloodninja  Amazing piece of work by a man called bloodninja. Though I can't find the original link, most of his works can be found in the link. Caution, empty bladder before reading or you may find yourself wishing you had. Seriously really funny stuff!

1. Encyclopedia Dramatica Warning-NSFW. No list of words can accurately describe the contents of this site. It's disgusting, it's funny, it's creepy and morally appalling! It's like if uncyclopedia started smoking crack and started beating off into used diapers whist wearing cowboy boots and singing the Russian national anthem. Except not really at all. Well, maybe in it's batshit insanity. anyways.... you've all been warned!

Oh, and for those of you weary to click these links, just type it out and google and check 'em out. But it's not like I added a link to lemonparty..... I swear, I didn't!

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

5 dumbest comments of the week-Wednesday, June 1, 2011

In my ongoing efforts to create a couple of weekly segments for you to look forward to, I´m introducing the 5 stupidest shit of the week column in the sexy list format you all know and love.

5. ´´ Isisn´t it iconic that Rebbecca Black is pregnant?´´ She meant to say ironic, which I may have been able to forgive her for if it was even remotely ironic. To add insult to injury, when I called her out on this, and said ´don´t you mean ironic´ she replied with #4.
4. ´´Ironic? That´s not even a word.. isin´t it iconic that you used ironic instead of iconic?´´ :facepalm: I felt like saying, ´´isint it ´iconic´ that even with all of those extra chromosomes, you still can´t figure out how to use the word ironic!´´
3. I was walking through the tech hall of my high-school when I heard this conversation between two blonds (both IRL and metaphorically). Blonde a) said: ´´Yeah, I want to go to Australia with my boyfriend this summer- what language do they speak there anyway?´´
2.  To which her dumbass blond friend, replied: ´´They speak Australian, stupid!´´. Normally, I´d take this exchange as a sort of satire but considering the sources (tech hall blonds) and the total lack of verbal cues to make one think otherwise, I can´t help they were serious. :headwall:
1. This last example happened today in philosophy, as two students were talking about their friend who was planning on showing up to prom high. They referred to him as a dumbass for doing drugs and said ´´why can´t he just get high on life instead´´. About 30 seconds after that comment, he started talking about how ´´fucking shitfaced´´ he was planning on getting on prom night. *sigh*

So there you have it folks, my reason for my undying cynicism. Spend 2 weeks in any high-school and you may find yourself losing hope in humanity.